The 10 commandments of Music
Commandment 1: If you say baby in every song and have to use auto tune to fix your voice and sound like a computer you are a douche bag
Commandment 2: If you are the douche bag who steals oldies and remakes them to rap over previous hit songs because you are stupid and not original and can't admit that to yourself yet and think your clever for that. Well you should quit music and take up being a dj or singing bar karaoke and proceed to hit yourself with a metal pipe
Commandment 3 : When you make a CD please put more then 1 good song on the album 99 percent of the time the cd blows more then a porn star in the final scene and its really misleading and a waste of money to buy your album when you all do this .
Commandment 4 : Does anybody in American idol actually ever succeed .They disappear a month later . Its just a glamorized karaoke contest and very degrading for those in it
Commandment 5 : Don't complain like Metallica about people stealing your music especially if your already rich you will make it back in concerts and merchandise .The only reason people steal music is because albums suck now days and just have one good song anyways hints why itunes is so popular now
Commandment 6 : If you sing and your voice doesn't sound the same in real life as the cd you shouldn't even be on stage . Nothing grinds my gears more then that chipmunk vocal effect I hear in every other song now days...That lame computer voice comes in at a strong 2nd
Commandment 7 : No more songs about being in the club and seeing a shorty
and hey dj play this song. Is there seriously a rule to put that in
every song or something ? I wanna jump out of the car when I hear that.
Commandment 8 : If you are boring and have nothing to say then You shouldn't
be a musician . If you don't excel in any aspect of music you should
seriously quit and work at a hod dog stand or donut place
Commandment 9 : Pop stars stop pretending to be role models when you do drugs and are a totally different person off camera. Just admit upfront you are self centered not so bright and love the sound of your own voice
Commandment 10 : Why do rap artist lip sync is it that hard to talk fast
on stage. 90 percent of singers do and that is lame especially when you
have a whole band on stage pretending to play as well but the singers microphone isn't
even on
